Before you know it, I'm seven pages into their sister in law's oldest child's graduation photos on Facebook looking for answers and now I'm emotionally attached.
I will check on you and your lumpy foot and then befriend your gardener and coworkers.
I am an unreliable writer who disappears for years at a time, yet I demand accountability from User172899 on the foot growth Quora board. The internet is an excellent place to hide hypocrisy behind good intentions because all you have to do is ignore the notifications and pretend like you didn't know better.
|The social anxiety I get from a build up of notifications is only paralleled by the anxiety of opening one.|
My intent right now is to come back and write. Regularly. Although I have no idea about what yet.